How many bonks on the head happen in Asterix?

Traumatic brain injuries in illustrated literature: experience from a series of over 700 head injuries in the Asterix comic books

Neurosurgeons counted every head injury in the Asterix comics. There were over 700.

A team of brain surgeons read all the Asterix books and logged every single blow to the head, mostly Romans being punched by magic-potion-fuelled Gauls.

They classified the injuries properly, noted who did the hitting, and observed that despite all this, almost nobody suffered lasting damage. Comic-book skulls are very sturdy.

the verdict

Asterix: brave, cheerful, and a neurosurgeon’s favourite case study.