Can you write a whole paper with one word?
Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken
A real academic paper where every single word is “chicken”. Including the charts.
Doug Zongker wrote a perfectly formatted scientific paper, with abstract, sections, graphs and citations, using only the word “chicken”.
He later presented it at a conference, with slides, and it remains one of the best parodies of academic writing ever made.
Chicken.